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Original:Thursday, October 16, 2008
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Three found, busted after getting lost in sewer
BY Brendan Brosh, Alison Gendar, Jonathan Lemire and Wil Cruz DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS
" Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens - after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said.
Schiller Milfort, 16, of Hollis, and Marvin Ottley, 17, of Bellaire, along with an unidentified 15-year-old boy, were shirtless and in their shorts and sneakers when firefighters plucked them out of a sewer in Kissena Park.
The make-believe heroes were crawling around the sewer system when they got confused and lost their way, police sources said.
They were not injured, officials said.
"These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers," said one police source. "They were never in danger, just goofing off and being stupid."
Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The other teenager was released to his parents. "
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I am amazed at how life is cyclical. I was convinced with the rise of fuel prices and all the environmental problems, that this world was headed for a big old reset. We lost power in the apartment yesterday, and I was prepared to live like I was out on the prarie in preparation for this reset. I am glad that I had the cow and chickens ready, however, using the outhouse (shed with garden tools) was nothing new to me.
How far can life continue in its advancement? Cell phones are getting cooler, ok. Airplanes are getting more futuristic in the sense of efficiency and composition. However, the most futuristic aircraft aesthetically, the Conconde, is no longer flying.
But less seriously, how great is this story?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were by far the greatest superheroes that were produced from my time on this earth. They are probably the predecessors of the Power Rangers, again with the asian influence though. Thats funny.
I remember being quite wrapped up in the TMNT. I really like Donatello because he was a scientist and engineer. He likes to solve problems with his mind, not fists, but if needed, he had his Bo ready to go. Michelangelo pissed me off because he always thought he was so funny. He's an ass.
I tell you who was weird, though. It was that Casey Jones. I always felt uncomfortable about his sweatpant-ish type attire, with that odd drawstring on the front. It made me feel awkward thinking about April O'Neill undoing that drawstring and the look on Jones' face. They had to have been banging. Was he wearing an athletic supporter as part of his costume?
If Casey had all that sports equipment, and he apparantly was in good enough shape to be a vigilante, why wouldn't he just play sports? He probably could have been on scholarship and continue his life in professional athletics, or perhaps receive a good education leading to a nice respectable job. Maybe then he wouldn't have to wear those molester's pants.
ck too upset to bother.