08-05/Happy August

August is a wonderful month of sweating and sweating. It's important to make sure to drink lots of water and eat as much Burger King as possible. Along with August has come the next entry to the saga of the "Passat Stories."

With a few different problems that are plaguing my car, it has been relinquished to sitting on a second shelf, like a refrigerator at P.C. Richards. A part is on backorder, which led me to the 'loaner.'

I guess in this day and age, loaners don't really exist anymore. They have Enterprise give you a rental car. I was hoping for a different VW to try out, but I guess this is the present.

I needed to get some stuff out of the trunk of my car, otherwise known as a locker room. So after I made them take it down off the rack, I removed a wet baseball uniform, an overnight bag, golf clubs, and a baseball bag.

Enterprise showed up in a sweet silver Kia Rio, and my VW customer service rep commented, " I hope that's not the car they give you." I thought to myself, me too.

Thankfully it wasn't, so we loaded up the Rio to take me to the Enterprise facility where they are going to put together my paperwork. The young gentleman that drove the Rio was very friendly, and must have decided I was hip enough to listen to rap music since he had it on pretty loud. I showed my agreement by nodding my head with the beats to prove to this young man that I was cool.

As we pulled into the shed, donning the sign, "Enterprise." that sat next to the lovely BQE, I was a bit concerned. I thanked the young man for the ride from the dealer, and rapped my way into the shed with my golf clubs and baseball bag.

I was happy I chose to wear the outfit that most resembled a Polo ad, but was even more excited for having golf clubs with me. Super duper.

After Kayne and his girlfriend went, the Jamaican couple went, followed by the other young man who broke the record for saying the 'N' word in a friendly way the most times in ten minutes.

My paperwork was completed and I took my bags outside to my waiting chariot.
A sweet silver Kia Rio.

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