Chain Letters

Original:Friday, February 10, 2006
Chain Letters
I dont knock anyone who decides to repost chain letters, since most of the ones that do are my good friends. I have never reposted a chain letter, and am happy to report that my car has not needed a transmission flush, and the seams in the crotch of pants have not ripped contrary to the warnings of the letters.
I am the first one to admit that sometimes things are strange, and sometimes weird things happen to people at the wrong times. But who is coming up with the ideas? And are they running out of ideas? Ive found a secret file online where some chain letters were dumped because they didnt make the spooky list.
1.) If you dont resend this letter to 12 and a half of your friends with braces, your nose will grow a third nostril.
2.) If you dont take off your pants and iron a crease perpendicular to the ones in your pants, you will have to mow your lawn every other day.
3.) If you dont email 5 out of 12 people with their last name meaning something in a different language, your cell phone bill will increase by 10 cents every month.
4.) If you dont switch lanes every 3 minutes when you drive, your earwax will build up in an astronomical rate.
The worst part about this is that people do get scared, and go ahead resending the chain letters. I can see why some people can get scared. Id be scared too at the thought of me not being able to get an erection between 17 and 23 minutes past every hour.
The only chain letters I blew off had to do with receding hairlines and developing man breasts.

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