02-16/Other People that I think look like Dools

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02-11/Picture of the Week

C Dools arrives Dallas in style.

credit ppaps

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02-09/Picture of the Week

Fun with Photoshop - by C Dools.

There probably is an inside joke about this that I don't know - I'm sure I deserve it, I always do.

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02-04/Flesh Eating Animals

This is why you will only spot me without a shirt on once a year; bathing myself in an East Hamptons Pool to the disdain of fellow guests.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/02/04/2010-02-04_day_after_fatal_shark_swarm_attack_on_surfer_off_florida_coast_more_than_100_dor.html

funny comment by someone who posted...


Mind Your Business
11:33:03 AMFeb 4, 2010
So does someone talk to the shark and say "Why did you bite that person?" and the shark responds, "Oh my bad, I thought he was a fish." How do they know that?

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02-03/The Life of a DB

While removing snow from my car this morning, a neighbor of mine was shoveling outside of his house. I diligently went about my way, and wasn't sure if I would have to engage in a conversation with him.

He is a nice guy, one of the people on the block that you have to wave to - and along with his wife, will stop the car and stare at you until you see them and wave - or stand on the porch before they will go inside until you see them and wave.

So I waited and stared, but he shoveled along. I went back to cleaning the car. I stared again, he kept on shoveling. I went back to cleaning the car. Then I figured I better just stare until he sees me. So I did.

"Hi, Chris," he said in his unexcited tone.
"Hey, there," I responded, still not knowing his name. I had filled in on a softball team that he played on quite a few times, and most notably I knew him for 15 years. Still I couldn't remember his name.

Apparently I had originally not looked forward to this confrontation, however I stood there looking for something to say. He made it clear that he was quite content with the interaction, but I seemed to want to say more.

I was about to say something about how I was looking forward to going to Florida tomorrow. "Yeah, this snow - can't wait to get out of it for a few days - hah huh hah huh...." was what I almost said. I stopped and realized that I was an old man (almost), and that also this was a classic DB statement.

What's the point of telling someone that is 90 percent probably not going to Florida tomorrow, that I was? You might as well say, "F8CK YOU, IM GOING TO FLORIDA!!" or something similar that Ashy Larry would say from The Chappelle Show.

I stopped and realized I was a DB for even thinking it, meanwhile it was just to make conversation. I guess we all do it a bit, but I think I may have been a DB in the past.

No longer friends, I'll stick to being a DB in other ways.

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02-01/The Nexus of the Universe

Now that January and the "holidays" are over, it's alot easier to get back to making fun of people again. I could have just written about myself instead to fill the gap, but I was still waiting for approval to go to the bathroom. It all goes back to what RR taught us "Nobody Cares." Hopefully we all remember that sometimes this applies to ourself.

Thanks to all who joined Phil's "Return to Rera's" Weekend. As it was 20 degrees outside, it was a steamy 100 inside, as all the major players of drama came barreling, or surfing in.

"Dude. what's up?"
"Not much Dude."
"Is that your board man?"
"Yeah man. Dude, it's sweet"
"I bet"


Here were some of the awards given out. Some took home more than one award, and some shared awards.

"On his best behavior with a nice midwestern smile"
"Longest awkward stare at ex"
"Wearing the complete and total opposite of the whole bar"
"Still tall and duf-fy"
"Wishes he knew Phil in College"
"Best exit while realizing the situation"
"Pretend to want to meet her friends as long as he gets laid"
"Cutest and Cuddliest koala lawyer"
"Best disappearing act"
"Best supporting disappearing act"
"Longest continuing thought about what he's going to eat after this"
"Best hide from a stalker"

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