04-02/The Yuck! Meter

Very rarely do I feel sick for the city of New York.

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/toplists/the_jeter_meter/the_jeter_meter.html

Now, to brighten things up, I've come up with my own meter.

The Kopec Komparison.

Tom Kopec, one of the city's elite, graduated at the top of the class at Hofstra University. Now walking the runway for Calvin Klein, Gucci, and K-Mart, Tom very rarely has time to go out. When he does go out, you can see him having drinks at hot spots like the Copper Door.

Tom's status remains single, and ready to mingle. Be careful ladies, he's a tough one to land.

Phil Paperellin - 4.5

Known as the "juggler" to his friends, Phil is one of the city's most coveted bachelors. Phil can be spotted frequently at his reserved table at the uptown oasis, Brother Jimmy's. His favorite table is facing the bar, with a picture missing from the wall.

Phil was the winner of "Most Cufflink Required Shirt-Wearer of 2008" sponsored by Woolite.

He is single, and looking for a nice girl who is very neat.

Colin Dudeley - 4.5


Colin, the premier athlete of the 21st century once ran a NYC Marathon in 1 hour and 12 minutes, and then kept going after passing the finish line to run it again, backwards. Stellar thighs, and a stellar jawbone, makes this single beg to be a double.
When he's not at the gym breaking stationary bikes, he's in movies doubling for Brad Pitt. He's looking for a special someone to walk with, bake cookies with, and snuggle with in the rain.


Fabe Christiano - 4.5

Fabe is one half of the dynamic duo once fabled around Bell Blvd as the "100 wing guys." Engineer by day, painter by night, he inspired James Cameron one night by chance at a bar, telling him about how he once painted his best friend nude. He eventually gave Leo one on one advice on the emotions of painting someone nude.

Sorry ladies, he's taken by his live-with girlfriend, actress and model Stephanie, of New Ken, and their children Lu-Lu and Chris.





Salvatore Rustico - 4





Staff Accountant for NYC's/Rockville County's hottest new restaurant, "Fresha Peppa," Sal is also executive chef specializing in chicken cutlets and chicken cutlets. When not cooking or crunching numbers, he is seen out and about playing Baci with his cousin, and drinking Cappuccino. " I lika the buzzzz it giva me."

Sadly Sal is taken.



Chris Kemmerer - 1.27

Chris was awarded 2005 Propecia customer of the year, his last year as star of the off Broadway hit, "Elvis, the Last Best Years." He once watched Teen Wolf 11 times in a row, hoping that he would grow alot of hair and play basketball well. Could never get over his amazement of the invention of the side burner for a bbq. Uses Tom Selleck's montage in "Mr. Baseball" for his own personal workout.
Can be seen all around NYC looking for the one true thing that matters to him - uh, the best slice of pizza.


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