01-28/Bringin' it Back

In the late 90's I tried to successfully market renaming Vale%#$*^'s Day to "Mark and Arlene Kemmerer Anniversary Day," under the guise of President of the PAVD. ( People Against Vkjfdslajd's Day ) With the help of Paps, we look to bring back the movement. Ideas for a PAVD Vsfddfkjls!'s Day pub crawl are now being accepted.

http://www.watersedgenyc.com/valentines-day.html

Valentine’s Day dinner and dancing within our Ballroom

Feb. 14th, 2009: $100.00 p/p, +20% service & 8.375% tax

HOOKER IS CHEAPER

Dancing (Sax & Percussions)

FOR YOUR PLEASURE, ALL THE WAY FROM PISCATAWAY, "BLOW AND BEAT"

I CALL THIS ONE 'HOT AND HEAVY'

Open Bar Included

YOU'LL NEED IT

Jumbo Lump Crab CocktailHearts of Palm, Roasted Corn Relish, Avocado & Tomato
YOUR DATE MIGHT HAVE THEM ALREADY

Mixed Green Salad with Goat CheesePeaches, Apricots, Toasted Almonds, Lemon Vinaigrette
I HOPE THE APRICOTS MAKE THEM GO TO THE BATHROOM A FEW TIMES DURING THE MEAL

Salmon TrioHouse Smoked Salmon, Salmon Tartare & Dill Cured Gravlox with Tamarind Mustard Sauce & paprika Potato
WHAT THE F IS GRAVLOX

Seared Petite Filet MignonWhipped Potato, Seasonal Vegetables, Red Wine Demi
OK THIS LOOKS DECENT MAYBE ILL GO ALONE JUST FOR THIS

His & Hers DessertsBlood Orange Panna Cotta, Chocolate Cherry Biscotti
BLOOD HUH? HOW ABOUT ORANGE FUKKA YOUA

Triple Chocolate DreamWhite Chocolate Grand Marnier Parfait, Valrhona Milk Chocolate Napolon & Praline Chocolate Truffle

I CALL IT THE VALRHONA TRIPLE BYPASS

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