03-30/Meet the Mets

Half the people that went to the first game of baseball at Citi Field, will tell you that they were there first, since they don't have tickets to Opening Day. The one good thing about their operatives will be the relay of the facilities, especially as my mother asked my sister,

"Did you look at the bathrooms?"

The greatest intel that has come out so far is that the Lite Beer selection has been lowered to 5 dollars. I am more excited to see what kind of exciting new salads they have this year. There is nothing like yelling, "Go Team!" with a big hunk of romaine in your mouth.

I think they should also open up a club at the new Citi Field for good looking people where the players hang out too, called "3rd Base." For those that can't get in there, you can go to the sister club, called "Single A." Even a gay club would be nice named "Bats and Balls."

I look forward to checking out the facilities anyway. It will be nice to try out all the fun.

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