05-14/Zip it Doris

I'm tired of websites that require authentication by making you type in words. The annoyance is brief, but the bitterness long lasting - apparently.

The words they make you type in are scrunched up and behind some sort of blockage that makes it nearly impossible to read. So here's the plan. We are going make you type a word that doesn't exist - is squished together making the letters of this non word undecipherable - and hide it behind a blotch - with a number 6 at the end of it.

Well when making it this difficult, I think the countless rejections are going to make Susie Homemaker not want to purchase Jonas Brothers tickets from ticketmaster. Maybe she'll just scalp them instead, using her semi MILF body to bargain with the scalper. A scalper named "Tigre," originally from the island of Barbuda, likes the character "Daryl" from The Office, and responds to Susie's advances with "Ho. You old (mon)."

So I prefer that maybe they not make it so hard to purchase something. Use words spelled clearly "I N T E R N E T" not scrunched up, squiggly letters
"HAFOTARN72."

Whats up with Checkers, do they make decent food? Reminds me of Chubby Checker, and wasn't he chubby?

Denny's, stop advertising bro, we don't have you in the city.
In fact here are the closest ones:


1286 ST. GEORGES AVE.
AVENEL, NJ 07001 US
732-634-4160
27.67 miles
According to Wikipedia, Avenel is the headquarters of Bradco Supply, one of the leading distributors of building products in the US.

752 HWY. 18
EAST BRUNSWICK, NJ 08816 US
732-238-4337
37.55 miles
http://www.eastbrunswick.org/departments/news_detail.asp?NewsID=768

61 NEWTOWN ROAD
DANBURY, CT 06810 US
203-778-2298
48.89 miles
http://www.ci.danbury.ct.us/controls/eventview.aspx?MODE=SINGLE&ID=593

When living in Florida, Matt and I went to eat at Denny's often. After ordering breakfast, I said "I'll also be fat and have the mozzarella sticks."

And at Chili's I got a salad once. She listed all the Non-fat dressings, and I asked her "What do you have with fat?"

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