Monday, May 11, 2009

05-11/Zach and Miri Go F Themselves

Ok super movie. So happy. I was excited to watch a movie about Seth Rogen probably smoking pot, and the hot crazy chick from 40 year old virgin maybe showing her boobies. Instead I was assasined by a love story inside a movie called " ZACH AND MIRI MAKE A MOTHERF(&&*ING PORNO."

Well you took me by surprise sir. And while Darryl from 'The Office' offers another very exceptional under the radar performance, its still a love story INSIDE A MOVIE CALLED ZACH AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO.

The worst part is that they explain what happens after the movie ends after the credits roll. It's bad enough when the movie ends and they start showing the extra footage. People stop, do that awkward stand-in-the aisle thing, and no one knows what to do.

It's not like someone handing you a flyer, and you give them (maybe) the second or two before you say no thanks. You stare at the screen while walking in the aisle to the exit, craning your neck around like a dog watching tv. They are interested in the TV but just the head swivels around and stares at you while panting as if they said, " Dummy, did you say something, I'm watching TV."

In the aisle, you stand, like a dummy looking at these end parts. Gee, it would have been nice sitting in my chair to watch these clips, you think. But no, you turn your head around but still walk, and bump into someone in front of you who stopped to do the same thing.

Well the answers you need do eventually come in the shots after the ctredits, so you have to wait till the end, or fast forward through the credits to see the answer.

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