Friday, June 5, 2009

06-05/Gentlemen, Start Your Horsies

The cooler will bring you salvation. Tomorrow, at the 141st running of the Belmont Stakes, we are going to ride this little filly all the way to the finish line.*





I named him Blue Goose, as he has a beautiful blue tinge and will be filled with (Grey) Goose.


His father, Cold N' Frosty came from a long line of Coolers, owned by Alfa Tau Omega Fraternity, where he claimed victory at many frat parties and beach events.



Cold N' Frosty, before dressing for the " '04 Balls and Boobs" kegger.


Blue Goose's mother, Cee Horse, was a dainty little filly who was raised to never be touched. She did go out to the Hamptons one year but remained in the car.

Cee Horse, sitting proudly waiting to be banged.

When I went to pick up Blue Goose, I took him for a walk around Target. We paced well, I ran with him, his handle and wheels held up well. He gave me a bit of a struggle around Sporting Goods, only because apparently some golf clubs gave him a hard time once back in storage.

I was satisfied with its performance, and I purchased him. Hopefully with his long ancestry he will be in KemCrisPap Industries family for a long time.

" We are happy to have Blue Goose in our family. He will be a great addition to our family and will help us with our goals of becoming a strong force in the (Broad and Drinking) Industry. We have high expectations ( that Chris keeps his mouth shut if any broads come by ) for Goose, and we want to be there when he crosses the finish. (after party) We wish our other partner Coco could be with us as we prepare for this day (Hes much better than Chris ) but we wish him well on his other endeavours (getting (a) bridesmaid(s) drunk) . " - Phil Paps, Director of Debauchery

" It's water resistant " - Fabe Cristiano, VP Sandwiches

Mine That Bird, Flying Private 1-2

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* I used the term filly earlier in the post because I had when Lloyd said, "Did some little filly break your heart?" running through my head. Our cooler is a boy and therefore is not a filly. Thank you for pointing it out poindexter.

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