02-01/The Nexus of the Universe

Now that January and the "holidays" are over, it's alot easier to get back to making fun of people again. I could have just written about myself instead to fill the gap, but I was still waiting for approval to go to the bathroom. It all goes back to what RR taught us "Nobody Cares." Hopefully we all remember that sometimes this applies to ourself.

Thanks to all who joined Phil's "Return to Rera's" Weekend. As it was 20 degrees outside, it was a steamy 100 inside, as all the major players of drama came barreling, or surfing in.

"Dude. what's up?"
"Not much Dude."
"Is that your board man?"
"Yeah man. Dude, it's sweet"
"I bet"


Here were some of the awards given out. Some took home more than one award, and some shared awards.

"On his best behavior with a nice midwestern smile"
"Longest awkward stare at ex"
"Wearing the complete and total opposite of the whole bar"
"Still tall and duf-fy"
"Wishes he knew Phil in College"
"Best exit while realizing the situation"
"Pretend to want to meet her friends as long as he gets laid"
"Cutest and Cuddliest koala lawyer"
"Best disappearing act"
"Best supporting disappearing act"
"Longest continuing thought about what he's going to eat after this"
"Best hide from a stalker"

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