As my Egg McMuffin exploded onto my pants, grease flying in pornographic fashion, I wondered a few things. First, why is this terrible Egg McMuffin "juicy?" and also, will my Tide to Go pen work on this unholy McDonald's flavor concoction?
I can tell you that the Tide to Go pen was no match for the sensual stream of grease stains leading from my knee up to my crotch, and it will be an interesting day at work trying to find ways to hide my weiner-area from everyone. Perhaps people will assume I have a boner all day. www.awkwardboner.com
If I had swerved, or reacted carelessly when that McMuffin juice went flying all over my leg while driving, I wondered if I could have gotten into a wreck. A good cup of coffee, the proponent for my stop at McD's today, is usually what will get me into trouble. The coffee was quite cool today, though, and easy to drink.
It was the damn drive through devil that tricked me into getting that number one..
ME: " large coffee, little bit of milk"
HER: "anything else?"
ME: " FINE. A number 1"
You can see how she twisted my arm with her psychological tricks, undoubtedly taught to her by those mind-merlins at McDonalds U.
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