A fun part of this day would be enjoying my eggs while watching 2 full hours of 'Las Vegas.' TNT, who "knows drama," has been able to supply me with this mid day glutony for over 5 years now. "The Burning Bedouin," features the hilarious Sandra Berhard, who plays the Deline's houskeeper, and the only one the knows that Big Ed has hurt his back from playing 36 holes of golf! Hilarity ensues when the outrageous Berhard uses all her "funny" to annoy Big Ed while she cleans the house.
My days are still the same, however now I don't go to work, I don't go to the gym, and I eat the pork products during 'Las Vegas.'
From Wikipedia
Polly, (2005–2008), (Suzanne Whang), a Korean manicurist in the Montecito's spa, who has recently formed a friendship with A.J. Cooper. Polly is always open about discussing her sexual experience, such as claiming she was one of Wilt Chamberlain's 20,000 partners in "2 on 2." Sam once gave Ed a full body massage from Polly for Christmas, in which Polly attempted to give Ed a 'happy ending'.
Thanks to the Kemmerer Consumer Guidelines, the family enacted upon number 47, "Complain about random things to get free stuff." Most of this is based on my father's infatuation with the HBO series, "Hung." Now we get free HBO and Cinemax, so I can enjoy watching 500 Days of Summer every day.
TOM What's different now? How could things change so quickly?
SUMMER I don't know. It just happened.
TOM What happened?! That's what I don't get.
SUMMER I... Tom...
TOM What, tell me...
SUMMER I woke up one day and I knew. (Tom says nothing.)
SUMMER I knew I could promise him I'd feel the same way every morning. In a way that I... I never could with you.
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