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11-30/Stunning Developments

RR aka Rico, will not be attending the festivities this weekend, possibly due to 1 of 2 reasons. One, it might be because he will change his email address due to the endless amount of emails. Secondly, it could be because the one wine bar near the Garden City Hotel will be staying open an extra half hour from 9:00 pm to 9:30, and a cat sitter has already been enlisted.

Something like that?
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10-26/Tursi

10-26/My Mother, the Hero

"Take it easy when you go to Boston. I read that you can get something called blood alcoholism. Alcohol poisoning."

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08-05/Happy August

August is a wonderful month of sweating and sweating. It's important to make sure to drink lots of water and eat as much Burger King as possible. Along with August has come the next entry to the saga of the "Passat Stories."

With a few different problems that are plaguing my car, it has been relinquished to sitting on a second shelf, like a refrigerator at P.C. Richards. A part is on backorder, which led me to the 'loaner.'

I guess in this day and age, loaners don't really exist anymore. They have Enterprise give you a rental car. I was hoping for a different VW to try out, but I guess this is the present.

I needed to get some stuff out of the trunk of my car, otherwise known as a locker room. So after I made them take it down off the rack, I removed a wet baseball uniform, an overnight bag, golf clubs, and a baseball bag.

Enterprise showed up in a sweet silver Kia Rio, and my VW customer service rep commented, " I hope that's not the car they give you." I thought to myself, me too.

Thankfully it wasn't, so we loaded up the Rio to take me to the Enterprise facility where they are going to put together my paperwork. The young gentleman that drove the Rio was very friendly, and must have decided I was hip enough to listen to rap music since he had it on pretty loud. I showed my agreement by nodding my head with the beats to prove to this young man that I was cool.

As we pulled into the shed, donning the sign, "Enterprise." that sat next to the lovely BQE, I was a bit concerned. I thanked the young man for the ride from the dealer, and rapped my way into the shed with my golf clubs and baseball bag.

I was happy I chose to wear the outfit that most resembled a Polo ad, but was even more excited for having golf clubs with me. Super duper.

After Kayne and his girlfriend went, the Jamaican couple went, followed by the other young man who broke the record for saying the 'N' word in a friendly way the most times in ten minutes.

My paperwork was completed and I took my bags outside to my waiting chariot.
A sweet silver Kia Rio.

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07-30/Suck Ass Shrink

Did anyone ever know that Sal had a blog named 'Animal Talk?'

http://theanimal13.blogspot.com/

I would have preferred a photo album of Sal with poodles and cockatoos while people commented on them.

I also want to direct you to an older post, and the 27 comments that someone left.

http://cornerbar-cwk.blogspot.com/2010/03/03-18picture-of-week.html

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07-29/Petite Pettitte

Gentlemen:
This is legit. If you or someone you know is interested.

From: nefertiti jones [mailto:nefertitijones@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 4:11 PM
To: Nefertiti Jones
Subject: Casting a television commercial for AT&T ASAP

Please feel free to pass this on to anyone that fits the bill.

Hey everyone we are casting a super fun job! We are looking for RealTriple AAA, Double AA and Single A or college baseball players for a newAT&T Television Commercial. Any ethnicity.The commercial will feature Nick Swisher and Andy Petite. We are lookingfor legit, semi pro players who can hit a ball thrown by Andy Petite.We are shooting the spot next Thursday August 5th at Staten Island YankeeStadium. This is a SAG job so Sag wages apply. 592.00 for the shoot date,plus residuals every time the commercial airs.If interested please email us two photo's. A close up of your face and afull body shot in your baseball uniform.

Plus a contact number and whatlevel you are at. Please email all info to: nefertitijones@yahoo.comWe will be holding auditions in New York City, this Friday July 30th.The audition will take no more than 10 minutes of your time. Our studio islocated in New York City on West 15th street.

Thank you!
Nef JonesHouse Production


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